Limerick Contest

 
 
Limerick: a humorous poem with five lines that always have the same rhyme and meter patterns. Lines one, two, and five share the same rhyme, and lines three and four rhyme with each other.
 
 
 
Example:
 
There once was an ape in a zoo
Who looked out through the bars at YOU
Do you think it’s fair
To give poor apes a scare?
I think it’s a mean thing to do.